Thursday, December 13, 2012

12-2-12

Sup  Dumbledorks,
This week was all the bones.  We moved to Leauva’a this week.  We’ll spend next week here too and then move back to Lepale for two weeks.  We have to do it like this cause the two wards are really far apart and it’s just easier this way.   So Leauva’a is good. 

Our new house is tight.  We’re living with the bishop’s family and not this other family that I thought we would be living with.  The bishop is a way cool guy.  He’s like in his early 30’s.  The place where we live has a bunch of little houses all close together, but the same family.  We live in a little house with a tin roof and no walls--probably about the size of my bedroom downstairs.  This old man lives here with us.  He’s crazy and pretty funny. 

And then randomly, this 18 year old kid is living with us too.  The first night we got here, the bishop was like, “Oh yeah, this kid is going to live with you and go everywhere with you.”  So it’s us four living here, the gang.  It’s tight though.  The kid that lived with us, Siopi, is cool—he’s like our sidekick.  And he makes food in the morning, so he’s like our sidekick/maid.  My comp and I aren’t familiar with the area so he’s been showing us around and going proselyting with us every day.  This kid is the man though.  One day we had a bunch of baptismal interviews to do in another zone, so he just went out with a couple of dudes from the ward and did visits anyway.  Stud.

The old man picks on me.  I’m going to have to prank him one of these days.  But it’s okay.  I’m used to being the “bum” of the jokes. 

Also, there is a secret person that lives at our house too.  We all sleep in the same room, only the old man sleeps on a bed.  The secret person always comes in super late after we go to bed and then he works really early in the morning and leaves before we get up.  I always hear his alarm go off at 5:30 and the old man is like “Get up!!  You have to go to work!!!”  I’ll probably meet this secret person eventually.  He is secretive and sneaky.  It’s okay though.  I’m used to having unknown men sleep in my room at times.  Samoa is tight.  The people are chill.

With our investigators, we’ve been teaching Gau and Malia, that’s about it.  Me and my comp are brand new to Leauva’a and the investigator pool is like nothing—just Gau.  She’s only like 45, I found out.  She’s just got a cool “grandmother-style” haircut.  She’s tight though.  She was supposed to be baptized on Saturday.  When we got to the baptism, absolutely no one was there but me, my comp and Gau.  And it was like time to start the baptism.  Not only that, but someone had turned off the font and there was only like half a foot of water in there, which mad me mad cause we got up at like a quarter to six to walk over to the church and turn on the water.  The sucky thing in Leauva’a is that the water only turns on for a few hours in the morning.  The rest of the day they shut off the pipe to conserve water.  So we couldn’t do the baptism on Saturday.  We planned for Sunday after church, but there was no water then either so Gau’s baptism is scheduled for next week.  I was pretty bummed that it didn’t go through, but Gau’s pretty solid, so hopefully we’ll be good for next week.

And then Malia is good.  It’s just her dude she lives with that’s tough.  I’m pretty sure I already mentioned Malia.  She’s like 17 and her man is like 30 something.  We’re still trying to get them married.  Malia comes to church though.  We just have to get her married so she can be baptized.

All is easy bones.  As my favorite band, Smash Mouth, once said, “It was all a dream.  I used to read Word Up Magazine.  Salt n pepa and Heavy D up in a limousine…”

Keep it safe,

Elder Boot Scoot ‘n Buggy Johansen

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